Do Not Click and Read this Article. Please!

Leandro Peregrine Winterwood
1 min readMay 29, 2023

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You clicked anyway!

Congratulations, you are a curious and independent thinker.

Dont come hand out.
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The title said Do Not Click and Read this Article. Please!. But you just clicked on it anyway, even if you were told not to.

Kinda makes me think you have a rebellious streak. Hmmm. I’m beginning to like you.

You know, this whole thing about writing articles is a little twisted.

Really, think about it; You can write the very best article in the world, but if your title stinks, you’re left out in the cold.

How about a little bit of help?

You’ve come this far, why no go a little further?

I’m currently working on a story about my neighbor’s cat that keeps coming into our arpartment through a window. Which title do you think would work the best?

Option 1

How to Kill your Neighbor’s Cat.
Subtitle: 3 ways to anonymously get rid of a pest.

Option 2

Muffin’s New Home.
Subtitle: How to donate your neighbor’s cat to your local orphanage

Option 3

Cats and Supper Soakers.
Subtitle: The amazing speed of cats.

Option 4

Suggest a title that you think would work better.

Please leave your choice and thoughts in the comments.

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Leandro Peregrine Winterwood
Leandro Peregrine Winterwood

Written by Leandro Peregrine Winterwood

I’m a storyteller who weaves heartwarming and adventurous tales into captivating stories.

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